F*ck me gently with a chainsaw

Last night's first happy hour...the rundown. I have to give props (this means "congratulations" for those not familiar w/ my ghetto speak) to Katie and Ashley for planning a fun time for all last night...I was happy to see some people I hadn't seen in quite the while...Tim, Trey, Katie, Joe, Jessica, etc. Sorry if I left anyone out, but the orchestra's starting to play. I consummed 4 rum and coke's (my drink of choice...always) and got a nice little buzz going before driving home to watch "The Daily Show". I'm devestated that I missed "The Apprentice" but am determined to catch the rerun on Saturday. Of course, I will be checking to see who got kicked off/fired...I can't wait, I must know. For our quasi-celebrity sighting of the evening, Rider Strong showed up at Barney's, w/ no affiliation to our happy hour, but on his own accord. You may remember him from "Boy Meets World"...or you may not, b/c you aren't a complete loser like myself and didn't watch it. And...I've gotten my first birthday gift early from Jessica- tickets to Rilo Kiley on Halloween. This totally makes up for not getting into the show the other night....suckers! (Two shout-outs Jess...take note).

Congratulations to Billy Bob Thornton....It's a girl! Better start writing those child support payment checks out now.

Breaking news: Miranda's a les! As in lesbian...as in she likes girls...she likes them a lot. Miranda was always my favorite character on "Sex and the City"...when I played the game "Which Sex and the City character are you?" w/ various friends (it's a short game), I was always most definitely a Miranda. And I don't know what this has to do w/ anything. So what, she likes women, good for her. Have a ball Cynthia. Or not...ba dum dum. (I've got to stop w/ the lame jokes...maybe there is a support group I could join?)

Movies opening this weekend...accompanied by a one sentence review:
1. First Daughter: This looks like crap and I'm 99.9% sure it is. (Gotta give Katie that .1 % benefit of the doubt)
2. The Forgotten: Julianne Moore can make any movie good.
3. The Last Shot: Alec Baldwin annoys me...bring back Billy!
4. The Motorcylce Diaries: I don't care that he's little, I want to make love on Gael.
5. Shaun of the Dead: Yeah....this was a good idea. (sarcasm intended)
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